Tap Tap Tap

Tap Tap Tap
Written by	Bora Karaca
Appears on	The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe, Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP, Turk Off EP, Cojum Dip
Sung by	Bora Karaca
Duration	4:41
Genre	Avant-garde Metal, Speed Metal, Swing
Language	English, Turkish (in the demos)

Tap Tap Tap is the seventh song on Cojum Dip's album, Cojum Dip, on the Fabruary 2005 variant of The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe and on the Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP. It's the Sixth song on the September 2005 variant of The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe and it's the first song on the Turk Off EP. It's written and sung by Bora Karaca.

History

The song was created in 2004 and publicly released the same year in the website Vicious Enterprises .NET. It was later released in the band's first release The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe and has been included in every release made by the band since.

The song had two descriptions on Vicious Enterprises .NET, one with the ID 989 and the other with ID 771 that was deleted, the deleted one was presumably the same as the demo from The Greatest Demos CD in the Universe.

Trivia

• The "Oh my God it's DIP!" at the end of the song is sampled from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
• In the 2010 Turk Off EP demo of Tap Tap Tap, the song samples the coin sound effect from the game Super Mario Bros
• Throughout the song, both Mumutits and Laurence does a guitar technique called "Tapping", while mainly playing three notes repeatedly, hence the name "Tap Tap Tap".

Lyrics

(ahh)

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

(ahh!)

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

(Ahhhh...)

The crime scene
had officers’ heads down (shoowap shoowap)
How will I unearth that mystery? (Shoowap shoowap)
Dental records, maybe? (Shoowap shoowap)
That poor baby.

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

"Oh my God it's DIP!"

The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe Intro Lyrics

*Sneeze*
Bu projeyi kendimi
tatmin etmek
için yapıyoruuum... 
hocamı memnun 
etmek 
için değil... değil

Vicious Enterprises Ending Lyrics

[?] seven eleven twenty-two beginning
Eighty-three ninety?
[?]
Eighty-three, sixty-three, twenty-nine to a vehicle
Nine, [?] north [?]
One, eight, eight, eighty-eight, eighty-six white [?]

Shoowap Shoowap Demo Lyrics (All Demos)

Bu projeyi, kendimi tatmin etmek (shoowap shoowap)
için yapıyoruuum, hocamı memnun (shoowap shoowap)
etmek 

Tabs/Chords

Guitar Tabs for Tap Tap Tap used by the second Mumutits Portrayer in their reunion show at the Alibi on 2008

Bass Tabs for Tap Tap Tap used by Matt S. in their reunion show at the Alibi on 2008

References

The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe

February 2005 variant 1. Bressed Men 2. 7/4 3. 4LO$ 4. Jabberwocky 5. Reverse Mullet 6. How? 7. Tap Tap Tap 8. Mome Wrath 9. Puzzle Dust Second variant 1. Bressed Men 2. 7/4 3. 4LO$ 4. Jabberwocky 5. Flesh-Eating Bacteria 6. Reverse Mullet 7. How? 8. Tap Tap Tap 9. Jabberwocky (Live at The Palace) September 2005 variant 1. Bressed Men 2. 4♥O$ 3. Jabberwocky 4. Reverse Mullet 5. How? 6. Tap Tap Tap 7. Puzzle Dust 8. Jabberwocky (Live at The Palace)