Tap Tap Tap

Tap Tap Tap
Written by	Bora Karaca
Appears on	The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe, Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP, Turk Off EP, Cojum Dip
Sung by	Bora Karaca
Duration	4:41
Genre	Avant-garde Metal, Speed Metal
Language	English, Turkish (in the demos)

Tap Tap Tap is the seventh song on Cojum Dip's album, Cojum Dip, and sung by Bora Karaca.

History

The song was created in 2004 and publicly released the same year in the website Vicious Enterprises .NET. It was later released in the band's first release The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe and has been included in every release made by the band since.

Trivia

• The "Oh my God it's DIP!" at the end of the song is sampled from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
• Tap Tap Tap has a rare usage of a slur, in the line "I stopped calling people fags".

Lyrics

(ahh)

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

(ahh!)

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

(Ahhhh...)

The crime scene
had officers’ heads down (shwop shwop)
How will I unearth that mystery? (shwop shwop)
Dental records, maybe? (shwop shwop)
That poor baby.

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

"Oh my God it's DIP!"

Tabs/Chords

Nothing here, yet!

The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe

February 2005 variant 1. Bressed Men 2. 7/4 3. 4LO$ 4. Jabberwocky 5. Reverse Mullet 6. How? 7. Tap Tap Tap 8. Mome Wrath 9. Puzzle Dust Second variant 1. Bressed Men 2. 7/4 3. 4LO$ 4. Jabberwocky 5. Flesh-Eating Bacteria 6. Reverse Mullet 7. How? 8. Tap Tap Tap 9. Jabberwocky (Live at The Palace) September 2005 variant 1. Bressed Men 2. 4♥O$ 3. Jabberwocky 4. Reverse Mullet 5. How? 6. Tap Tap Tap 7. Puzzle Dust 8. Jabberwocky (Live at The Palace)