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Tap Tap Tap is a song by Cojum Dip, appearing on every release by the band.

Tap Tap Tap
Written by Bora Karaca
Appears on The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe, Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP, Turk Off EP, Cojum Dip
Sung by Bora Karaca
Duration 4:41
Genre Avant-garde Metal, Speed Metal, Swing, Experimental
Language English, Turkish (in the demos)

History

The song is one of the many written in 2004, recorded and publicly released in September of that year on the website ViciousEnterprises.NET.[1] This demo was later released on The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe, although in December 2004, before the release of the album, a newer demo was released to Vicious Enterprises,[2] cutting the intro. The song was again rerecorded for the Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP, this time removing the outro, and has been included in every release made by the band since, the bridge even being replaced by a newly-written one in the self-titled album.

Trivia

  • The "Oh my God it's DIP!" at the end of the song is sampled from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
  • The 2010 Turk Off EP demo of Tap Tap Tap samples the coin sound effect from the game Super Mario Bros.
  • Throughout the song, both Mumutits and Laurence do a guitar technique called "Tapping", while mainly playing three notes repeatedly, hence the name "Tap Tap Tap".


Lyrics

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

The crime scene
had officers’ heads down (shoowap shoowap)
How will I unearth that mystery? (Shoowap shoowap)
Dental records, maybe? (Shoowap shoowap)
That poor baby.

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

"Oh my God it's DIP!"

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

Yeah (shoowap shoowap)
Bu projeyi kendimi tatmin etmek (shoowap shoowap)
için yapıyorum, hocamı memnun (shoowap shoowap)
etmek 

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

"Thank you! This next song is dedicated to Steve Irwin. 
It's called Tap Tap Tap, and much like his untimely and unexpected death, 
it is the most extreme thing you will ever hear."

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

Yeah (shoowap shoowap)
Bu projeyi kendimi tatmin etmek (shoowap shoowap)
için yapıyorum, hocamı memnun (shoowap shoowap)
etmek 

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

"Oh my God it's DIP!"

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

Yeah (shoowap shoowap)
Bu projeyi kendimi tatmin etmek (shoowap shoowap)
için yapıyorum, hocamı memnun (shoowap shoowap)
etmek 

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

"Oh my God it's DIP!"

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

Yeah (shoowap shoowap)
Bu projeyi kendimi tatmin etmek (shoowap shoowap)
için yapıyorum, hocamı memnun (shoowap shoowap)
etmek 

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

[?] seven eleven twenty-two beginning
Eighty-three ninety?
[?]
Eighty-three, sixty-three, twenty-nine to a vehicle
Nine, [?] north [?]
One, eight, eight, eighty-eight, eighty-six white [?]

*Sneeze*
Bu projeyi kendimi
tatmin etmek
için yapıyorum... 
hocamı memnun 
etmek 
için değil... değil

Don’t try to scan a seaweed heap, 
your fragile toes might step in glass
Don’t try to pet your dog in the dark, 
you might feel it up the ass
Grew up on tabbouli and hummus, 
carrots and baba ghanoush
I can’t say the word “foyer”
but I can pronounce the word “douche”

Grew up on tabbouli and hummus,
carrots and baba ghanoush
I stopped calling people fags
but I’m still in a rotten cartouche
Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!

Yeah (shoowap shoowap)
Bu projeyi kendimi tatmin etmek (shoowap shoowap)
için yapıyorum, hocamı memnun (shoowap shoowap)
etmek 

Mommy’s trucking kids in her belly,
getting them ready for a soccer rot
Next time I see a van with a telly,
I’m going to hit them a lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!
A lot!

[?] seven eleven twenty-two beginning
Eighty-three ninety?
[?]
Eighty-three, sixty-three, twenty-nine to a vehicle
Nine, [?] north [?]
One, eight, eight, eighty-eight, eighty-six white [?]

Tabs/Chords

Guitar Tabs for Tap Tap Tap used by the second Mumutits Portrayer in their reunion show at the Alibi on 2008

Bass Tabs for Tap Tap Tap used by Matt S. in their reunion show at the Alibi on 2008

Recordings

Album/Title/Source Status Date Duration Reference
The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe Available Recorded sometime September 3-9, 2004 05:30 [1]
ViciousEnterprises.NET Available Released December 2004 05:40 [2]
Cojum DEMO Lost Late 2005? 06:47 [3]
Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP Available Recorded late 2005, released early 2006 06:47 [4]
(no album listed) Lost Sometime 2004-2008? 06:13 [5]
"TT Rough" (New Demos) Lost 2008? 07:00 [6]
Turk Off EP (2008) Available Released September 21st, 2008 07:25 [7]
2010 Remix Available Released November 9th, 2010 04:12 [8]
BORALOGUE XIII Partially available 2011 - [9]
Cojum Dip Available Released January 12th, 2014 04:41 [10]

References

The Greatest Demo CD in the Universe
 

February 2005 variant

1. Bressed Men
2. 7/4
3. 4LO$
4. Jabberwocky
5. Reverse Mullet
6. How?
7. Tap Tap Tap
8. Mome Wrath
9. Puzzle Dust

Second variant

Anthropomorphic Bible Assault EP
 
New Demos
Turk Off EP / 2010 Remix
 
Cojum Dip